The Toast King

NOTE: You have to see The Toast Kicking Kid first before you read this!!!

The Toast King

The Toast King is NOT real. I mean, if you really think that you can slice bread and spread butter on a piece of bread and make toast, something is really wrong with you; you need some serious help. It even says, in the article, that the Toast King was a dream. The kid has problems too but don't judge him, he was a kid. You obviously are a bully and should be punished by the TKA. Then again, there is no rules… so…laugh all you want. MUAHHHAHAHAHH!!!!… ok.. I think I've been posessed. Stop looking at me!!!… wait, you can't see me… this is only the article… in that case… MUAHHAHAHAHH!!!… I really need help… no you don't… YES YOU DO!! *slaps face*.. ouch, that hurt. You little. *slaps face again*… AAAAHHHH!!! *Loud banging, then the door opens*. I Am the Toast King. How DARE you try to shun me. I shall show you. *looks in horror*… I am gonna flip the flesh off of your bones. *another bang* I am the TKA. How dare you shun ME!!!! Skip the king. *both king and TKA glare at each other* This means War…

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