Björn

Not Björn
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This is what Björn would look like if he were not Björn.

Björn is. He deserves to be described because he is Björn. He is Björn because he is Björn. This is a short summary of Björn's life: He was born, he did stuff, The End.

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Björn

Björn did a lot of stuff. He saved a cat, he killed a dragon. One day Björn was sad. He got better. Björn likes chocolate. Björn hates cake. Björn. Am I Björn? No. This is nonsense. Are you‽ No one is Björn. Except Björn, who may not be. Björn is Björn because he is not. He is not Björn because he is, but he's not. You could be Björn if you weren't, and you aren't, so you are. QED.


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Ya, so leik anywaiz Bjorn is liek totally a guy. he is all like YO, IM BJORN!!!!11!!!1! an hes all liek IM WINNING. he also got a dark past cuz hes moody an stuff.


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How does one describe Björn? As one would describe the colour of the wind, or the taste of sunlight. He exists in the most metaphysical sense of the word being. He is an enigma that shall confound man as our curiousity is piqued by him. As long as man rules the Earth, Björn will be there, tantilizing us with his majesty. We are as ants to him, and yet, he is puny in comparison to us. How can this be? This is one of the most fundamental questions of life, and shall never be fully answered. Only when humanity as a whole is unbound from the mortal coil, can we truly appreciate the full meaning of what is Björn and what is not. The true poetic meaning of Björn lies not among the infinite stars, where such majesty as he may seem inclined to live, but in fact, the origins of Björn may be within our minds, which are weak separated, but can produce infinity if everyone believes, but not just any belief. This would be Belief. The ability to truly Believe is something that may seem lost in this modern day and age, and it may seem as though the true meaning of Björn may be lost forever, but so long as there are minds to think, and questions to be asked, Belief will always be there.


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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHO Björn IS: HE IS JUST SOME SWEDISH GUY! THAT'S ALL, END OF STORY.


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