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Toast is the powerful mutation by heat of any species of bread. Toast is known for its kickability just as much as its edibleness, but only one thing can make toast better. This mysterious substance is known as butter, which could be investigated further, but many people figure that as long as it keeps falling from the sky, they might as well put it on toast.

It is also theorized that "toasting" at festive events such as weddings originated as a form of thanking the toast kicker alpha for warding off the evil spirits of Wythl with his insane toast kicking skillz.

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