The 7 Scrolls Of The Elder Tka

These scrolls are apart from the Sacred Toast Kicking Scrolls and only 2 out of the 7 are lost to history.

What are they?

These scrolls contain all of the rules of toast kicking, all around life, and the most efficient methods, unfortunately the last 2 containing the most efficient methods are lost to history.

The rules of life

Here are a collection of the rules that were recovered from these scrolls.

1. Never eat pig

According to TKA no one should eat pig. Pig is to cute to eat and those who eat it shall have their limbs crippled.

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