Second Great Toast War
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The Second Great Toast War was one of the greatest and bloodiest wars that the world has ever known, it started in B.C. 3398 when the Duke of Eldritchburough's toast landed butter side up.

Origin

This war was the predecessor of the first great toast war. It lasted almost twelve whole minutes.

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