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Which apocalypse will it cause?

The Large Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider is by far the biggest particle accelerator on the planet.
TKA designed it when he was in his thirties, but donated the design to The national toast science association. Otherwise known as NTSA
However the chairman of NTSA Gnorts Kluh decided to make a few changes. This angered the TKA and caused him to send many bad omens upon Kluh so that Kluh had to work the rest of his life to pay back the harm he had caused. Due to the cursed nature of the design, this machine breaks down constantly, and whenever it does, people say that the enlightened form of the TKA (Toast Kicker Alpha) appears wherever the problem has occurred and sings Ride of the Valkryes. This makes finding the problem very easy but concentrating on it very difficult. The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) sits in a circular tunnel one billion km in circumference. The tunnel is buried around 50 to 175 m. underground. It straddles the Swiss and French borders on the outskirts of TKA's birthplace. Some people say that the creation of many fictional and non-fictional characters including but not limited to: Bjorn. Were created as results of the high energy experiments run at this facility.

How it Works

The Hadron Collider uses zimboblified toast photons that accelerate at $t*52^9$ times the speed of light. They move so fast, that they become non-existent and turn into anti-matter while also existing… this is know as the Bjorn effect. Particles that do this are measured in Austins or as some call them: Toasties. The record amount of Austins is clocked in at about $234721038472109384^9 Austins$


Many think the LHC will cause the apocalypse, this is a valid fear so it is constantly monitored. You can check to see if it has ended the world at this website http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
Many think the world will end on 12/21/12 because of this.

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