Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ (pronounced JAY-sus kr-IST) is often confused for the Christian Bible's Jesus Christ. However, he is completely different, besides the fact he looks the same, acted the same, and by Von Pruben's Theory of Everything, smelled the same too. However, everyone of that time could easily distinguish the two, while today we have issues with our eyesight in determining which of the two similar people is who. This sentence could be rephrased as "Today people are stupid but people of the past are smart." (Most Toakologists support this statement.)

Jesus Christ also has a brother lesser known to history, his brothers name was Jesus Chrust.

Jesus Christ is put down in history books as "as significant as Bjoern" (NotRealHistory, 229).
Refer to Bjorn to learn the effects of Jesus Christ on history.

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